Sunday, December 21, 2014

FACIAL

Now, this one here I've got to say is probably one of the oddest books he's written.
A face on the floor that eats things.
Pretty good story and I had a really good time with this one. Like all of his other books it is filled with the humor he is known for. The biggest thing I really like about his stories is that you never know what he's going to come up with next. I can assure you, it will be pretty original. He has an easy conversational type style that gives you that 'daddy telling you a story on the front porch' feel to them.

So head on over to Amazon or  DarkFuse and buy this book.

Read it tonight.
Read it because I said so.
Read it because it's morbidly fun.
Read it because Jeff Strand wrote it and you want to see what kind of story he can write about a face in the floor.


STOP.

What are you doing?


You're still reading this? Apparently you don't know how to follow instructions.

WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?

ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME?

Okay........ Let's try this again..... Shall we?


Stop what you are doing right now.

JUST STOP IT I SAY!!!!!

Did you just call me a wacko for writing a review like this.

What kind of nutcase writes a review like this?

I say, one that knows where you live and will come to your house and rip out your intestines and shove them down your throat if you don't read this book.

Just kidding.  Don't take me serious.

Yes. Do take this serious. This is serious business.

Just to make sure you don't make any mistakes and order the wrong book, here is what it looks like.
So go get. Enjoy. I promise, you will have a blast.